A Dog's Best Friend Is The Bone Page 1

It was the morning. Not too early and not too dark. Cat was sat down, sipping his hot cup of tea. Dog was wolfing down too many food. Dog food flied everywhere, landing on Cat's head. It looked like someone had pooed on his head. A loud hiccup blurted out.

"Do you mind?" Cat asked, putting down his cup of tea. Dog blinked and shook his head. "Huh! Some brother you are! I'll show you who's the boss now....so you can stop eating that rubbish near me and STOP listening to your rock music..or as I call it: 'Loud, noisy and no taste of music RACKET!'". Dog stared at his brother with his big eyes. Cat turned away. "Is somethin' emotional going' on here, cos' I can hear someone snivelling!" a voice interrupted.

Cat's eyes grew angry, staring at Winslow. "GET OUT OF MY SIGHT YOU FILTHY...UH....FILTHY ANIMAL!" Cat screamed. "Blimey! I was just trying to be helpful!" Winslow said. "I know you were" Dog interrupted. Cat turned to look at Dog.

"YOU FILTHY ANIMAL OF A BROTHER!" Cat screamed with his eyes red and steam coming out of his ears. Dog shrieked like a frightened person. "WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU? I'M YOUR BROTHER!" Dog blurted out. "Too late for talking, Mister. Time for...FIGHTING" Cat smirked. Dog gasped with a frightened feeling in his eyes. "Uh...OK. BRING IT ON!" Dog snapped.

The brothers began to fight..badly.